The Police in Jamestown, NY are so lazy and ignorant that they fail to hand out tickets for breaking the law about texting or talking on your cell phone while driving. I have personally seen cops drive right by people using their cell phones and not doing a thing about it. I also know if it were me, I'd have had a ticket right away. Come on guys, do your damn job or look for employment elsewhere.

I love my kids, they are everything to me, but they aren't letting me sleep. the youngest are 4 year old twins and they wake up every night still and get in my bed and squish me, kick me and lay on top of me. then during the day if I try to nap they scream, climb on me and generally wake me up. As I said, I love them, but I need some sleep!!

Took my phone into Sprint yesterday because it was acting funny. They took it apart, put it back together and said nothing was wrong with it, after I threatened to throw it through the front window and run over it (I have insurance). I have an HTC Hero, which I loved until nothing was wrong with it. Well, this morning I am showing missed voicemails from March, am getting tweets and Twidroids (android tweets), email indicators, all sorts of things that I hadn't been getting in a while. Gre [...]
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If ONE more person tells me about the fucking weather like it's real news I'm gonna lose my shit. Whenever you walk up to me and open your goddamned mouth I'm splitting my time between waiting for you to comment on the weather and firing one into your gut or just punching you regardless. I can't stand the flat pseudo-relationship you think we have just because we see each other during the week for two horrifying seconds. I hate your face and from now on I would appreciate it immensely if you wou [...]
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Telling me all about the new girl you're fucking isn't you being "honest," it's you being a tactless, gloating piece of shit on the ground. And it isn't censorship for me to not want to hear it, you selfish little child.

I fucking hate my boss. This guy is like Bill Lumberg from office space. He is a passive-aggressive fucktard with no prior manager experience. Fuck you and the pony you right out of the office at 4:55 sharp everyday on.

Just talked to one of the people I work with and they have given me, yet another, reason to despise the guy that works next to me. Sleazy son of a whore.

WTF People who pissed in your cheerios this morning??? Remember Dont sweat the small stuff.. And it's ALL small stuff!!! peace out!

the biggest problem with excuses is that they sound like excuses. and by the way, you suck at them. I could care less about all the ridiculous random bullshit stories you've built around you, you pathetic fuckin loser. I'll just take up all the slack while you fuck me over. Here's to jobs that were never worth it. And to people that were never worth it. And to shithead roommates. And to even worse co-workers. Cheers to favoritism and dead-fucking-blind managers.

I hate South Bay!

Is there a federal law that states that the DMV must take a minimum amount of time?

Why is doing the right thing so hard to do?

Why does TimeMachine take 8+ hours to setup on a fresh install of Mac OS X Leopard?! Come on Apple... You are dropping the ball!

AdultMediaCorp.com is a bunch of lame money grabbers who don't give a damn about their clients! Don't deal with them ever.

How many of you found yourselves in a club or a bar last weekend?

I've made a mental note of what I'd like to never see again while I'm trying to have a good time out there on the town with friends. Good for me. Good for me.

First of all, ladies, stop bringing your shit to the dance floor. It's annoying and insulting when you bring your handbag or purse out there. Fuck that shit, it looks retarded when its banging and swinging all over the place and even more so whe [...]
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Two words... fuck off :) that is all. now smile

My name is not mud... is it? Why is that I am treated like mud then? Everyone knows that shit flows downhill... but what about the poor unsuspecting people at the bottom of said hill?! People like me? Why can't people just admit when they are wrong, take credit for their actions, and quit dumping off the cliff. Just remember that there is usually a lot of random people at the bottom of the cliff and one of them is going to get blind sided by your falling shit.

Why is that I always seem to find myself cleaning up after your messes? I mean, you are the one that 'knows what he is doing' right? I mean that is what everybody tells me. You know, I think if it weren't for me your ass would be grass. Maybe I won't bail you out anymore, or perhaps I will just start making it harder for you to get me to swoop in to do your dirty work and clean up the mess of puke and blood you have left your wake.

Why is it that Oakland "embraces diversity" as long as you are not white? Racism is alive and well in Oakland and if you aren't black you better stay the fuck away!

people are such assholes. if i am standing still and you bump in to me... it's your fault, not mine.